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The Magic Xylophone - Season 24 Finale

By: Space Lizard on 20 May 2013
The year just flew by! Closing out the madness with "The Saga of Carl" and "Dangers on a Train." Keywords: articlestvrants

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 20

By: Space Lizard on 14 May 2013
Ugh. One more week of this self-inflicted misery. Oh, uh... this week's episode was "The Fabulous Faker Boy". Keywords: articlestvrants

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 19

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 18

By: Space Lizard on 29 Apr 2013
Whoa; I've been doing these things for over a year now and I missed the anniversary milestone. Well, that's okay, because this episode was forgettable enough that it's completely appropriate in my weird, backwards logic. Keywords: articlestvrants

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 17

By: Space Lizard on 15 Apr 2013
After a much-needed hiatus, the ranting returns with "What Animated Women Want." Was it any good? Is it ever? Keywords: articlestvrants

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 16

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 15

By: Space Lizard on 11 Mar 2013
With a name like "Black Eyed, Please", I was expecting something far, far worse. Keywords: articlestvrants

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 14

By: Space Lizard on 04 Mar 2013
"Gorgeous Grandpa" was four, four, FOUR episodes in one! But were any of them actually good? Find out inside! Keywords: articlestvrants

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 13

By: Space Lizard on 18 Feb 2013
A quick recap of this week's episode, "Hardly Kirk-ing," as well as thoughts on the theatrical short "The Longest Daycare." Spoilers: both were pretty "ehh" in their own special way! Keywords: articlestvrants

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 12

By: Space Lizard on 11 Feb 2013
We explore more of Tim Long's Simpsons fanfiction that somehow made it to air in "Love Is a Many Splintered Thing." Keywords: articlestvrants

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 11

By: Space Lizard on 28 Jan 2013
URGE TO KILL RISING in this week's episode: "Changing of the Guardians". Spoiler alert: it was bad! Keywords: articlestvrants

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 10

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 9

By: Space Lizard on 07 Jan 2013
Happy new year! Let's kick things off right with a visit to the complaints department! This week's spoonful of scorn is "Homer Goes to Prep School." Keywords: articlestvrants

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 7

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 6

By: Space Lizard on 26 Nov 2012
SURPRISE! This week's rant is on "A Tree Grows in Springfield." Spoiler alert: it was bad! Keywords: articlesrantstv

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 5

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 3

By: Space Lizard on 05 Nov 2012
Remember, remember, the fifth... of Jack I had before suffering through this week's episode. Which was called "Adventures in Baby-Getting," in case you were wondering. Keywords: articlestvrants

The Magic Xylophone: Treehouse of Horror XXIII

The Magic Xylophone - Season 24, Ep. 1

By: Space Lizard on 01 Oct 2012
The premier of season 24 of The Simpsons coincides with a delivery of a keg of fresh vitriol! Funny how that works out! The Magic Xylophone returns with this week's load of hot ham water, "Moonshine River." Keywords: articlestvrants

Futurama Needs to Die Already

By: Space Lizard on 28 Jun 2012
GASP AND SHOCK! Say it ain't so! Another fine quality Spacerant on the Internet. Keywords: articlestvrants

1001 Questions for Prometheus

By: Space Lizard on 13 Jun 2012
In which I take the word "What?" to new heights. Spoiler note: Spoilers for the movie Prometheus are frequent and unmarked! You have been warned! Keywords: rantsmovieslists

The Magic Xylophone - May 20th Episode

The Magic Xylophone - May 13th Episode

The Magic Xylophone - May 6th Episode

The Magic Xylophone - April 29th Episode

The Magic Xylophone - April 15th Episode

By: Space Lizard on 17 Apr 2012
In which Spacey tries something slightly newer with the series. This week's episode rant: "Beware My Cheating Bart." Keywords: articlestvrants

The Magic Xylophone, Part 7

The Magic Xylophone, Part 6

Frankly That Sounds Made Up - Part 7

The Magic Xylophone, Part 5

The Magic Xylophone, Part 4

The Magic Xylophone, Part 3

The Magic Xylophone, Part 2

The Magic Xylophone, Part 1

By: Space Lizard on 17 Jan 2012
Spacey finally snaps in part 1 of just where, exactly, The Simpsons went wrong. Come join the fun! Keywords: articlestvrants

Friday Rant Corner - Issue #3

Friday Rant Corner - Issue #2

Friday Rant Corner - Issue #1